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Tell me all about tit

16 Dec

No, you read that correctly. I said tit.

What does that have to do with anything, you ask?

Because whenever I type the word “it”, for some reason my fingers go all dyslexic and I always, always type “tit” instead and have to go back and take out that first T.

There are other words with which this happens. “Difficult” almost always becomes “difficlut”. “As” frequently becomes “ass”. There are a few others which escape me at the moment.

This has caused trouble for me at work on more than one occasion. The first was in 1994 when I replied to a snarky note from a boss that I hated and told her I’d get back to her “ass soon ass possible”.  Unfortunately they are all valid words so spellcheck doesn’t seem to have a problem not flagging them for me. Or, in the case of the snarky “ass” boss, it was a Freudian slip of some sort.

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